Call Me Jenkins .

vagisodium:

one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”

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loserslol:

idktbf:

woke up on the wrong side of life today 

me everyday

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iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

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lachowskimemoirs:

Love you more than those bitches before.

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